“A red and black interior like a man’s washbag”

If only those Sonett II and V4s were cheap; they’re getting quite rare nowadays, and the owners know what they have (tm). The later Sonetts with the pop-up headlights and floor shifters are less cheap, but without the column shifter and funky rear Kamm-back with drop-down trunk door, they’re a good deal less…

Buying used ones. I should know, I’m on my 3rd.

The best use of these was as a powertrain donor for MR2 V6 swaps.

(There’s also a fun aside where The Sun explains beer pong for its readership, noting the party’s festivities included “the boozy American university drinking game beer pong, where players throw table tennis balls into cups of beers which their opponents then have to consume.” Indeed, good chap!)

Brewber.

Especially if the article starts off with “No, and here’s why it’s great.” You just know there’s enough people on the internet who’ll only read the title and go straight to complaining.

At Sebring, I presume.

The trick is getting them to match front and rear; IIRC the rears are 225-50/R15s, which back when I had my ‘93 were a pain to get a matched set for.

Oh, the horns aren’t bleating. Carry on.

Pretty sure that’s a Mustang dude

Because the bust brought me back! He didn’t just run back to the museum.

Considering his castmates’ appearances in The Pacifier and The Tooth Fairy, Jason Statham is next up for the role of Beefy Bald Dude In Fish Out Of Water Family Comedy.

Pretty sure it’s a Lambo dude.

Anyone else relieved that this article is not about LeVar Burton getting caught up in the latest Hollywood scandal?

Boop dat snoot. Oh sorry, Hellcat, not actual cat.

Oof, Bangle butt.

I’m tired of SoCal shows. When’s Radwood coming to the east coast?

Depends. Is it an Mi16?

Your jokes are getting a little rusty.