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News like this makes Mike Pence so bereft he reaches across the space between the beds to Mother for comfort. No dirty stuff, as it’s not Saturday night between 9:15 and 9:22 or the handicapped bathroom stall at the Golden Corral.

OH. IN THE NEAR COMPLETELY WHITE CROWD, AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN WAS THE FIRST ARREST. HOW ASTONISHINGLY UNPREDICTABLE.

He has been calling out the circus of 45 and not pulling punches. His long commentaries are a surprise in late night and insightful.

I was never a huge fan of his Weekend Update on SNL, which always seemed a bit toothless to me, but he’s just been on fire for the last 18 months. He’s replaced Colbert and Daily Show for me in my daily comedy news pantheon.

Nice. It’s a start?

Boykin is to Dennard’s left. He’s to the righ for the viewer. Assuming the Top Left square was correctly identified.

Jesus. I didn’t know I was capable of laughing today, but you did it. Thank you!

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

“Why were you fired from your last job?”

That’s because Fox News is a complicit party in creating this white supremacist persecution complex. They should be branded a hate group.

So. Much. This. As a lifelong progressive I just want to shake Conservatives by the shoulders while screaming “I’m trying to save you and your children you obtuse assholes!”

I think your mistakes are that you assume that any of those things are brand new ideas or that they can be done without Republican support.

Right. But if he has a medical condition you are also not gonna tell him, “this is your fault and responsibility, honey, duh. So don’t expect me to take an active role in YOUR tough time. Now go fix it or bye”.

But you’re a team and there seems to be some mental stuff going on with the letter writer. A serious, compassionate talk is absolutely needed here, not glib writeoffs and blame.

Yeah, I thought it was kind of interesting and strange that she just accepted that letter writer’s framing of erectile dysfunction as being something that is someone’s “fault”. It might just be wording, but I really think it’s a mistake to push off something medical as just being one party’s responsibility. It’s not

Can you imagine the forehead on that baby?