My father hasn’t spoken to me since the presidential election (I voted for Clinton).
It’s “than” not “thatn” and learn punctuation if you’re going to try and speak English in our country.
Parents are like puppies. You give them some freedom and let them play around, but every so often you need to reinforce their training. I find saying “One more ________ and I won’t speak to you for one year.” This strategy worked with one of my parents, who no longer tries to agitate me. The other one I have not…
She’s too big for him?
Possible Reasons: 1) The lithium has finally kicked in. 2) He went to Jared. 3) Trump finally realized the US government is not The Apprentice. 4) John Kelly gave the job to a Marine Corp staffer. (will be confirmed if all Tweets end with Semper Fidelis). 5) Since The Mooch was fired, Trump’s supply of Florida Snow…
I’m upset that we have a President who tweets this often at all.
Someone else is writing his tweets, they every once in a while they throw in a trump-ism to season it to taste.
They’re not even competent at giving non-answers or dancing around an issue! How did they get to where they are?
Doubt that it’s news to them.
Is he really blaming his kids?
You know what might help your kids, Chris? A father who thinks about how his actions might affect his family in the first place, or at least one who doesn’t hide behind his kids when he screws up.
Jabba the Whut?
“It’s Bridge-Fucker! Hey! BRIDGE-FUCKER!”
he does everything like a bitch...
“I moved on her like a bitch” is still one of the funniest worst things i’ve ever heard. it literally sounds like some 6th grade boy on xbox live.
“Chris Christie caused a government shut down that closed all of New Jersey’s state beaches over the Fourth of July weekend. Then he enjoyed the beach with his family on an empty shoreline. Then he got dragged to hell over it. You know who didn’t enjoy all the memes, guys? Chris Christie’s kids. Bet you feel bad now.”
Pickle, Trump is very sensitive about the size of the white hose. Best not ask about it.