Some people are saying pepper spray kills Covid. You know, some people.

I’ve been thinking about this Carlin quote a lot recently:

There’s no fool like an old fool.

I like how you gave that clown the factdown. Thank you.

I wish. They will call her a RINO and dismiss her, until she agrees with them.

I’d actually watch CSPAN for that.

I’d definitely spend $143 to keep it frozen in the glacier.

depends on your emotion. mood glass.

a bag of broken glass.

It’s Jovanni Valle’s own damn fault for doing it during the farmer’s market in Union Square. 

“Daaw-Giss.” He sounds like a space alien just taught the word.

Not by the deep nasal inhale he does at the end of almost every sentence.

Fools and their money are soon parted.

He kept the receipts.

Cheeky.

I love me some Shatner but the John Lithgow version from the movie is superior in my book.

As long as you don’t make them a martyr, they love that.

Um, a little separation of Church and State, please.

This sounds like the Streisand Effect to me. I never heard of these twitter users but I sure am going to check them out now. All this is going to do is make their feeds more popular. Good job there, Devin. Say hi to your mom for me.

She’s always been corny. I recently saw her while channel surfing and my teenage muscle memory kicked in. I did the groan-eyeball roll and flicked the remote while I changed the channel. Back then, she was like an out-of-touch geezer trying to do an impression of a young person. No wonder she fits in at Fox.