Schemes like this may have a good run, but they eventually come to light. The more people you pull in, the higher chance of being discovered. Whether you try to bring someone in who happens to have the moral fortitude to go the authorities, or a guy like this who does bad things and will turn on everyone to save his…

Soon the entire channel will be brought to you by catheters and MyPillow.

I think they base it on how loudly you yell it into the microphone. The Lower the decibel, the more leniency.

Handsome? His nose is too small for his face. It looks like his nose stopped growing in 3rd grade and his teeth grew extra to compensate. Trump must love funhouse mirrors.

Whoa! whoa! whoa! Get those facts out of here! Our President got opinions!!!

I love his thoughts on airplane technology: “Always seeking to go one unnecessary step further, when often old and simpler is far better.”

Everything I’ve seen about Matt Gaetz irritates me. He’s an idiotic self-serving stooge that panders to lobbyists and pro-MAGA conspiracy theorists. He only repeats strawman talking points he stole from talking heads on Fox News, instead of trying to solve problems.

What the hell, people?!? Was this the Bird Box challenge of 1980's Virginia? Sounds like they couldn’t see what the hell they were doing either!

Take it apart piece by piece and search for evidence against Damien and his dad. I’m sure there are some bodies in the basement.

I know the judge in the Brock Turner rape case was voted out of office by a recall. He originally didn’t have a challenger, and snuck by right after the controversial verdict. It looks like the judge in this case was reelected in November, before the verdict. I know Kansas isn’t California, but if there is enough…

Excuse my ignorance. Will the Commission on Judicial Qualifications determine whether the ruling is valid or whether the judge is unfit based on the ruling?

Someone needs to investigate the judge.

Totally. Everybody knows soy is where it’s at.

My son is a webelo, the transition from cub scout to boy scout. The entire troop, all the lions, tigers, wolves, bears and webelos meet for pack meeting. Roughly a fourth of them are girls. Knowing the natural drop off rate from year to year, I’m glad that the girls can keep pursuing that education if they want to…

Pay-per-view this cage match and we solve our national debt.

Ugh. and it’s flu season to boot.

I keep seeing articles saying Gerald Ford 2.0 is going to be our next president by the end of 2019. One ring less deep into hell, but it’s still hell.

Picasso? that’s generous. I was thinking more like Two-Face from Batman.

Amazing, we do SantaCon for free. All the while, our drunk/broke college students could have been getting paid.

My wife started the whole Shelf Elf thing in our family. Unfortunately, our two boys need a Christmas Narc for the occasional behavior wake-up call.