There’s so much crazy in this situation, I’m starting a petition to rename Alaska “North Florida”

All those white teenage drunken rapists look the alike, amiright? - Steve Doucey.

Firection.

Regardless of classy designs or Sesame Street characters, Pampers suck. Huggies 4 Life!!!!!

He’s bitter about all women since he and Madonna decided to star in “Shanghai Surprise” together. May his future successes be equal to that movie.

Old-ass? Don’t you mean “experienced” sperm?

I’ll set ‘em up. you knock ‘em down.

President Trump has told 5,000 lies or mistruths since taking office.

I like in that Van Gogh how instead of his ear missing, it’s his soul.

I can’t wait until they revise it again to just “the.”

Well, It’s the number 1 best selling non-fiction on amazon, and number 2 on barnes and noble’s top 100, right behind “the Wonky Donkey”. So, that being said, I must get the Wonky Donkey.

I don’t know. I’d throw down $25 just to make it a best-seller and piss Donald off.

word.

Pruitts? Like disgraced former EPA chief, Scott Pruitt. Amazing.

Oh, I won’t let the Australian-ness fool me. One of my co-workers grew up there, she has plenty of stories of how racist they can be.

If he’s that shitty of a illustrator that he can’t make Serena’s face not look like a Jim Crow Era cartoon, he could have easily had her face the umpire, back facing us. The outfit would have tipped us off to her identity. He’s at best culturally unaware, and worst a racist trying to perpetuate stereotypes. He’s…

“Fuck yo couch, Senate!”

I don’t know, I think Democratic Women would be interested since he enjoyed telling young women what they could and couldn’t do with their bodies, under the pretenses that it’s what was best for them and their team. There could be a corrolation.

Wait, I’ve got a $100 bill here somewhere....

It’s okay. The NRA is there to substitute their inadequacies. No one will ever suspect they are really shooting blanks.