Those are Leg-pants, and her legs are topless. They need Legs-shirts or at least a Leg-bra to complete the Leg-ensemble.

I think we can all agree that Trump is a royal fuckup.

Is there an actual age at which people lose empathy for others? If there is, I’d be the first to sign up for my Logan’s Run Life-clock.

Maybe they can turn it around now that Chris Christie is gone.

PSEG is trash.

Eww. You can never accessorize a baby with anything.

When my wife and I lived in NYC, she always wore flip-flops in the summer. Every night, her feet would be filthy, covered in asphalt tar, and god knows what else. I guess it depends on the city, but at least for northeast cities, it’s a bad choice.

I don’t understand banning hoodies, but flip-flops are the quintessential foot ware for people who make bad choices.

Stephen Miller obviously isn’t complaining. He doesn’t need sex to reproduce, you just have to throw water on him. 

...Rosebud was a sled...

Too bad. He was on his way to be president.

If you are a parent and you give your child a plastic trumpet, you are a bad parent, a bad spouse, a bad neighbor, a bad self, basically a bad person. A plastic trumpet is a torture device given to children by sadistic uncles and/or aunts.

“It has what plants crave.”

...hopefully he’ll slink back into the sewer he came from.

I’m definitely confused by the scene at the end of that trailer. Why didn’t the babysitter try to turn off the light in the closet before shutting the door? Dramatic effect? Lazy writing. And yes, I’m that guy.

Cut to Denzel walking into the MIT lab with a giant magnet, wiping clean the hard drives. Then, walks up to Pinar Yanardag, put a finger in his face and says “No.”

“This cake is a specific cake. A wedding cake is inherently religious,” said Phillips. “A wedding is an inherently religious event, and the cake is definitely a specific message.”

Like intergalactic larping?

It’s really not hard to read most of that audience’s minds, during the speech:

I hope the steps include don’t live above a restaurant or near an ultra filthy apartment, or you’ll get some roaches regardless.