That’s just a still. The video is worse. Trump motorboats Giuliani’s fake breasts.

It’s those damn harlequin novels and traveling hoochie-coochie shows!!!!

Wow. Either he had too many beatings in high school or not enough.

Thank god I read Thrasher in high school.

Poor Jenna, trying to talk to Megyn about kindness. Megyn seems like the type that wouldn’t spit on you to put out a fire.

Seriously. Can someone dig up Megyn’s racist tweets, please? She’s gotta have at least one.

“Nostalgia!” is the battle cry of talentless entertainment executives in pitch meetings across L.A.

It was inevitable. You can’t have that image for the article without expecting the tobias meme. The author must have known.

Buffoons.

The show should kill off her title character like Valerie/the Hogan Family did. In fact, replace her with Sandy Duncan.

A man wearing flip-flops with jeans shouldn’t “throw stones” about anything. AN. NEE. TH-ING.

Like everything else this administration touches.

I know, there’s a lot going on there, but I can’t stop staring at that one front tooth. It’s got a hold on me.

Dear God, I need one of these now. An actual physical representation of this adminstration’s failure that they minted. It’s too good.

I can’t understand why they don’t use “RECLAIMING MY TIME” with her. She dumbly skirts the question waiting for time to run out.

These hearings need a street-wise “bad cop” with a cigarette dangling from their mouth to grab the interviewee by the collar and yell into their face “ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!”

Isn’t that essentially what she did? Verbally, I mean.

Wow. I knew his mother was Scottish, but I didn’t know about his paternal grandparents. Man, I hate his lack of empathy even more now.

I don’t care how famous someone is or how much you hate them, I’d never take their dead dad’s guitar, or anything of their dead parent. Jesus. That’s messed up.

It’s the lack of empathy that I can’t stand.