Why google or research? Opinions are just as good as facts, right?

If they thought normal colleges were bastions of liberal bias, they should look at art schools, like the one I went to. We would have made their heads explode, Scanners-style.

What is 2 X o, again?

Isn’t that Fleshlight a little big for these Overcompensaters?

Effingham? I had to double check that this wasn’t an Onion article.

Where are the sanctuary cities for tiny violinists? We are dropping dead in the streets from early onset arthritis, too much playing for the NRA crowd.

I’ve got money down that there will be a news report that Lil Tay “stowed aboard a weather balloon” soon.

He’ll be eating someones face on a causeway before we know it.

Regardless of this man’s bigoted stupidity, I don’t understand how a man found guilty of causing the deaths of 29 miners: a) only received one year in jail (he was looking at up to 30 years) and b) thinks he can be considered a viable candidate for senate.

There is something to be said for strengthening your wrist muscles.

I went hunting once (never got the thrill from it). However, I took the hunting safety course that was required by the state in order to get a license. The big take aways I learned from it were:

Someone needs to tell these people if you don’t get a joke or a reference, it’s okay to not laugh and say I don’t get it. Is the fear of looking out of touch with pop culture that great? If it is then fine, but don’t ASSume you know the meaning and yell your drivel at the world. You end up becoming the joke.

You made my day! We in Massachussetts got hit with 3 nor’easters in less than 2 weeks. This was “Wintering” on Cape Cod 2018. Ha!

I hope the judge doesn’t think house arrest is sound good enough. Weren’t most of his crimes committed in his house?

Melania Trump Has Been Wearing a Lot of Funeral Outfits This Week, in My Opinion

It looks like his tv show was cancelled.

Perfect. In the neilsen ratings, they should be lumped in the entertainment category and not news. I wonder what place they would get then? I’ve seen test patterns with better plots and character arcs.

Hannity’s job is to stroke the opinions of 19th century robber barons and senile bigots. I’m guessing this based on his hair looking like the mustache a silent movie villain swirls.

Yeah, I noticed he hasn’t tweeted about the stock market’s numbers lately. He certainly took credit for the numbers when there were gains 3 months ago, but not recently when his tweets and actions are the direct cause of the fear triggering the daily losses.

But seriously rage nutsacks, slam the right person.