“It has what plants crave.”

...hopefully he’ll slink back into the sewer he came from.

I’m definitely confused by the scene at the end of that trailer. Why didn’t the babysitter try to turn off the light in the closet before shutting the door? Dramatic effect? Lazy writing. And yes, I’m that guy.

Cut to Denzel walking into the MIT lab with a giant magnet, wiping clean the hard drives. Then, walks up to Pinar Yanardag, put a finger in his face and says “No.”

“This cake is a specific cake. A wedding cake is inherently religious,” said Phillips. “A wedding is an inherently religious event, and the cake is definitely a specific message.”

Like intergalactic larping?

It’s really not hard to read most of that audience’s minds, during the speech:

I hope the steps include don’t live above a restaurant or near an ultra filthy apartment, or you’ll get some roaches regardless.

That’s just a still. The video is worse. Trump motorboats Giuliani’s fake breasts.

It’s those damn harlequin novels and traveling hoochie-coochie shows!!!!

Wow. Either he had too many beatings in high school or not enough.

Thank god I read Thrasher in high school.

Poor Jenna, trying to talk to Megyn about kindness. Megyn seems like the type that wouldn’t spit on you to put out a fire.

Seriously. Can someone dig up Megyn’s racist tweets, please? She’s gotta have at least one.

“Nostalgia!” is the battle cry of talentless entertainment executives in pitch meetings across L.A.

It was inevitable. You can’t have that image for the article without expecting the tobias meme. The author must have known.

Buffoons.

The show should kill off her title character like Valerie/the Hogan Family did. In fact, replace her with Sandy Duncan.

A man wearing flip-flops with jeans shouldn’t “throw stones” about anything. AN. NEE. TH-ING.

Like everything else this administration touches.