I know, there’s a lot going on there, but I can’t stop staring at that one front tooth. It’s got a hold on me.

Dear God, I need one of these now. An actual physical representation of this adminstration’s failure that they minted. It’s too good.

I can’t understand why they don’t use “RECLAIMING MY TIME” with her. She dumbly skirts the question waiting for time to run out.

These hearings need a street-wise “bad cop” with a cigarette dangling from their mouth to grab the interviewee by the collar and yell into their face “ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!”

Isn’t that essentially what she did? Verbally, I mean.

Wow. I knew his mother was Scottish, but I didn’t know about his paternal grandparents. Man, I hate his lack of empathy even more now.

I don’t care how famous someone is or how much you hate them, I’d never take their dead dad’s guitar, or anything of their dead parent. Jesus. That’s messed up.

It’s the lack of empathy that I can’t stand.

Why google or research? Opinions are just as good as facts, right?

If they thought normal colleges were bastions of liberal bias, they should look at art schools, like the one I went to. We would have made their heads explode, Scanners-style.

What is 2 X o, again?

Isn’t that Fleshlight a little big for these Overcompensaters?

Effingham? I had to double check that this wasn’t an Onion article.

Where are the sanctuary cities for tiny violinists? We are dropping dead in the streets from early onset arthritis, too much playing for the NRA crowd.

I’ve got money down that there will be a news report that Lil Tay “stowed aboard a weather balloon” soon.

He’ll be eating someones face on a causeway before we know it.

Regardless of this man’s bigoted stupidity, I don’t understand how a man found guilty of causing the deaths of 29 miners: a) only received one year in jail (he was looking at up to 30 years) and b) thinks he can be considered a viable candidate for senate.

There is something to be said for strengthening your wrist muscles.

I went hunting once (never got the thrill from it). However, I took the hunting safety course that was required by the state in order to get a license. The big take aways I learned from it were:

Someone needs to tell these people if you don’t get a joke or a reference, it’s okay to not laugh and say I don’t get it. Is the fear of looking out of touch with pop culture that great? If it is then fine, but don’t ASSume you know the meaning and yell your drivel at the world. You end up becoming the joke.