“This is fake!!! The President doesn’t even own a bathrobe!!!!”

Stop it!!! You’re scaring me!!!

Who?

Remember planking? That was fun.

Trump would terrible to have a beer with for the simple fact that he doesn’t drink...

Thanks, Oprah!!!

Yeah, man. We’ll be freeloading in the cornfields like the aliens from “Signs”.

I had a high school teacher like that referee. He was a real asshole.

Would you want to be in charge of protecting that man?

Betsy DeVos must have written the question.

I hope you’re right. I think he believes it, but he’s just horrible at presenting it.

Yeah, after years of stepping on shards of broken mirror, I guess he learned his lesson.

“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

Stephen Miller is more than a propagandist, he’s a zealot. His rhetoric scares me; Conway’s just annoyed me.

“Everybody makes mistakes,” she said.

He ran into four vehicles in less than a minute. Jesus. Why isn’t he wearing a helmet?

Omorosa will here and there lick his fatty neck folds

Time to mix it up. “Buttflake” and “Snowhurt” will do.

He’s obviously jealous. If David Duke wants to know why Chris Evans can and does date all type of women, he should reflect on that by looking at himself in the mirror. Not metaphorically, literally he should look in the mirror.