Standard protocol is for gifts given to the president of the United States to be hustled off to the National Archive, so it’s a little strange to see Trump swinging one around.

The suit claimed that O’Reilly had been led to “finance an existing extra-marital relationship...

So, two ugly stains on the reputation of Yale removed? So, be it.

I’d want this to be my average saturday night.

This can’t be!!! Didn’t they invent the airplane?!?!?!

I was confused by the over-sensitivity of the groom’s father, until I saw “Long Island Pipe Supply”.

Oh I haven’t. The man is a economic black hole. The GOP talks about the dangers of entitlements, their leader is the prime example.

When Daddy gives you a million bucks, who needs the experience perfecting social skills that you would have to learn if you had started from scratch?

The way he alway pulls people to him during a handshake always pisses me off. Some stupid, alpha male, keep your opponent off balance, I’m in charge, insecurity bullshit.

Was he crying upside-down?

So, if the victim only called him on the phone and he raped her, it’s the phone company’s fault?

Come for the excitement. Go home with lock jaw.

More like the Edgar-suited Alien from Men in Black.

I feel that during the majority of his administration, it would have been a no-win situation for Obama. He tried to ride a wave of inclusion, even going as far as appointing 3 republican cabinet nominees back in 2009, but the GOP made it clear early on that they would fight against his every move.

He wants to to abolish the EPA for job security. After it’s gone, Florida can pay him to clean up pollution by straining the ocean and swamps through his shitty teeth.

So the end result is family members dictating what a woman can do with her body. Isn’t that a bit like Sharia Law? You know, the one that the GOP base is scared of coming to America.

Was that her prom photo? She looks so fresh and full of life.

SOLVED!!

It’s cool because it’s a big ass robobird.

Over the last few months, there is one thing that keeps popping up in my head. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.