Based on all the racially loaded bullshit from pearl clutching, indignant white people over it, I would hope it didn’t. It’s a reprehensible, puffed up garbage threat from a garbage person, but it’s neither proof of criminal behavior, nor does it prove any of the sweeping generalizations about black athletes (or black…

The whitewashed revisionism that Gawker as some sort of exemplar of Pure Journalism falls somewhere between baffling and infuriating (leaning toward the latter).

No HR department is the reddest of red flags. Failing to provide a defined recourse for employees (short of a lawsuit) is a guarantee your employer is looking to take every advantage of you in every way possible.

“Monarch...ooh ooh ooh...to the kingdom of the dead....infamous butcher, the angel of DEEEEA-EAATH!” * guitar solo *

Another question: Why does the ‘solution’ have to come from the NFL?

Indeed, very few accusations of “deus ex machina”are actual examples of it. It’s another one of those phrases that a lot of people use but few actually understand. It’s the “durr socialism!” of the AV Club crowd.

You have to ask three sets of questions to answer that:

My neighbor’s analogy was pretty apt: You’re having a try out for your football team. You were told world class payers will be there and instead a bunch of washed up pensioners come out. You don’t have to sign one of them just because they showed up! Hold another try out!

I was available to take what turned out to be the best job I’ve ever had only because the series I was contracted to work on was cancelled. Losing a guaranteed gig can suck, but there’s always work.

They, these said dipshits, believe passing laws they don’t like via the mechanisms outlined in the constitution is ‘unconstitutional’, forcing you to live your life according to their religious beliefs is ‘religious freedom’, and stockpiling guns to murder any other citizen who doesn’t do what they say want is…

I’m beginning to see the merit Belicheck’s (shudder) suggested rule change: Eliminate automatic reviews and simply give each team two challenges (a third if you win both), and let them ask for replay on anything at anytime.

“Some of us are willing to clap, so you have to let him into your workspace!”

They’ll tease it. My guess: There will be a Wintermute-esque assistance from Fiona with the crypto (probably not a drone murder of the investigators, though) that will save the day before they actually go through with it.

Sadly, that number isn’t high enough to shake evangelical support.

Right? If the pro-birth movement wants “less abortions” and they truly believe most abortions are to terminate unwanted pregnancies, then reducing the number of unwanted pregnancies should be their primary goal. Otherwise, even if Roe is repealed, women will find other ways to get one by going to another…

I imagine then end product of this method will be way too sweet, with a noticeable sulfur nose, and a lot of fusel flavor.

The beer packaging isn’t the issue; you could rack this to any air-tight container (with a little sugar water to carbonate) similar to the process in the post.

Evergreen

My college-town community theater did “Marigolds”; it was my first paying lighting gig.

The nomination sure helped too...