Yeah, this. People with $2500 to gamble on Fake Internet Money probably aren’t struggling to pay the rent.

That’s not just a part. That’s the entire experience. The fact that I can’t get excited about something cool happening in LoL because I don’t really know what I’m looking at mirrors when he watches football with me and I have to explain why I’m getting so worked up by the stupid call on 3rd and 5 with 3 minutes left…

You should see the returns that lottery winners get on a $5 ticket.

Higher level accountants have doors that stay closed for financial privacy reasons.

I’m also in tech. All of our execs were ‘kicked out’ of their offices as some sort of initiative to make it seem like they were somehow on our level. The offices were turned into conference rooms. They mostly all just live in the same cubicles we have, although some have adapted and taken over multiple cubicles and…

Same here and I ave grown to fucking hate it. How many times have you been standing and talking to a colleague in an open office and someone just waltzes up and interrupts without the slightest thought? Not to mention half the office freezing their asses off because a few sweatbags are in there forcing the temps down…

Not to mention that rear ending, leaving your lane and losing control of your vehicle are also very commonly the results of DUI or distracted driving (ie. phone use). If I see people texting while driving or taking prolonged looks down at their lap, i consider it the equivalent of lifting a can of beer to their mouths…

The company effed up, no question. But the union, instead of saying how can we work together to best serve our customers, who provide the funds that pay our salaries, the salaries of employees belong to other unions, and the company’s bills, wants to be dicks. Why?

This seems like a list of what accidents occur not what causes them excpet for falling asleep. The list should probably be

Other working titles:

1. Pick a card, literally any one will do.

Next week on Lifehacker: How to Make Your Own Cootie Catcher and Use It To Tell Fortunes

I’m seeing a very odd trend in Lifehacker Thanksgiving articles. Consider just over the past 24 hours:

They can also cost $4-8, please don’t waste my bath bomb on your toilet bomb.

Grapeseed oil is primarily used because of its high smoke point — you can crank up the heat and the oil won’t burn, the way butter would. But I use it as my everyday oil too, because there’s a nutty taste (sort of like a peanut oil with a bit of sesame) that I quite like.

Possibly to make it gluten free? For some reason, a lot of people think vegan and gluten free go hand-in-hand, but I will eat the hell out of all the glutens.

I wonder why she used cornmeal instead of flour. I don’t think cornmeal has the thickening power of a flour based roux.

So what? 3D sucks.

“The couple were airlifted to the hospital, and charges were not filed.”

The actual answer is to never talk to journalists if you can avoid it.