someguy99
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someguy99
Dec 15 2019
14

Most of the sketches were pretty average but at least they didn’t seem as lazy as last week. Pretty sure the white board in the writers room that week just said “Jennifer Lopez = Hot!... Jokes?” 

Nov 7 2019
4

When I was interviewing for my first full-time coaching job, the head coach asked me if I would be willing to make a three-year commitment to the position. I told him that I would be happy to negotiate and sign a multi-year contract. “Oh no,” he said, “We wouldn’t be giving you a contract. We would just want you to Read more

Sep 30 2019
68

That suggests the finances of the team are commingled with the personal funds of the owner.
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Sep 11 2019
56

The problem with Video Games is that they are a privately owned intellectual property held by a corporation. Read more

Sep 8 2019
13

I used to love a good IPA, until every microbrew in the country decided they had to have the hoppiest version. I swear tons of beers are crafted without any real vision for what the flavor is supposed to be, just really hoppy. It drove me back to my first loves, stouts, porters, and brown ale. Of course, Lagunitas Read more

Aug 29 2019
26

Imagine Chris Thompson’s reaction next NBA season when a player who catches a pass and lands in the front row has to forfeit possession to the other team.

Aug 29 2019
33

It’s not that obscure...as an umpire, it’s something we discuss with coaches during pre-game, if the out-of-play areas are marked with a line. It’s called “catch and carry”. Generally, if the player makes the catch, and momentum takes him out of play, but he stays on his feet, the play remains live, but he has to Read more

Aug 29 2019
155

I don’t think you’re grasping the point of the rule - it’s actually to protect the defense. You’ve seen how long it can take for a player to get out of the stands or the dugout after making a catch - often, enough would-be time for the runners to advance more than one base after tagging up (especially if the player Read more

Aug 29 2019
4

Still, it begs the question - by and large, will it still make people who hear it literally explode on the spurt of the moment, as if they’d eatten a hot habañero, or seen a sign at the grocery store saying “Ten Items Or Less”?

Aug 29 2019
7

But no, I get it. You have a quota of blogs to post every day and sometimes you just have to fart something out so you can go home.

Aug 29 2019
4

You’re operating under the assumption that writing a form of standard English is good and not a tool of colonialist oppression.

Aug 29 2019
14

For all intensive purposes it’s a perfectly cromulent alternate spelling.

Aug 21 2019
74

This is a really dumb, obtuse hill to die on in such a sad story, but I can’t understand why you hugged a woman who did not want to be hugged.