As were we all at that age

I’m like 90% sure that stuff is just dog food.  I used to love it as a kid because it was “fancy” food for when we had extra money but, yeah, pretty sure it’s just dog food...

So early on Elle kicked the sensor as infected but then the dog didn’t detect the infection so maybe her magical blood or whatever has cleared the infection and she just has the scar now?  I was bothered by that as well... if she pops positive she should have infected him.  The lines should have started to spread on…

Honestly, I just go the the movies to drink these days.  It’s great and the kids don’t bug me.

god. damn. it.

That one does seem kinda messed up.

I feel like calling shark attack victims half-brothers is probably insensitive somehow...

Definitely a separate-the-artist-from-the-art type situation though his later work is largely horrible...

So wait, Tetris really WAS a KGB tool to crater the productivity of US workers?!?!? I thought that was just an urban legend being spread around my college campus at the time!

I just stopped by to say that Kelsey Grammer sucks and I hate him.

Basically turns it into a nacho cheese consistency.  So plastic cheese but, like, good.

I would have expected sodium citrate in your beer cheese recipe...

It’s the guest star.  It’s always the guest star.

Yes. Everybody who likes Disney World is a rube. Obviously. And repeat customers are clearly drooling morons. Totally. You nailed it.

Oh do fuck off.  People enjoy what they enjoy.  Just because you don’t like something doesn’t make the people who do stupid and acting as if it does is tiresome.

Really not looking forward to having to take a chlamydia test before my car will start...

I guarantee you it wasn’t because they didn’t have that rating before I was born...

And yet, it kinda sucked.  I worry that this is going to usher in an era of movies that have been ruined chasing a PG-13 rating.  Because holy hell was M3GAN ruined chasing the PG-13 rating...

This movie was not bad enough to be fun and it wasn’t gory enough to be good.  Seems like trying to get that PG-13 rating ruined it.

It’s Sam Raimi so I’ll definitely see it but it’s Adam Driver so I’ll probably be pretty annoyed about it but it’s got dinosaurs so it’ll probably be at least kinda fun?  I’m super conflicted on this one...