I am dating a sober person which makes this a thing I might be interested in!

So Munchkins?

Turns out that there are people who actually LIVE around Boston and know where we’re going. We are also in a massive hurry for no reason other than we are impatient dicks though so the rest of your critique is admittedly pretty spot on...

You seem nice.

The headline is pretty terrible.

The first time I lived without a romantic partner as an adult I was 43. The first time I lived alone with no kids in the house was about two years ago. I’ll be 50 later this year. I am shocked how quickly I got used to having the house to myself. It’s pretty great.

okay, now I want to get hella high and eat a whole bunch of cheese.

Fine! I will add maraschino liqueur to my daiquiri!

There’s something so human about taking something great, and ruining it slightly so you can have more of it

Any time anybody tells me that cutting out a single thing will make depression “go away” I am pretty sure that person is making shit up.

How interstitial...

I’ve always believed that as long as your kid grows up feeling safe and loved you’ve done your job and they’ll be okay.  It’s nice when science validates my somewhat lazy approach to life!

I’m kinda shocked that Lipton’s onion soup powder isn’t already chock full of MSG...

Yes. Obviously.

Dietary cholesterol isn’t really a big problem though.

But I can also drink these by the pitcher full all summer, yeah?

Planks are static, this adds an element of balance which is more challenging. I wonder if that would change that math...

I’m co-parenting three year old identical twins and it’s for sure a trip. This is my second go-round (two kids in their early 30s) and I can definitely say that everything from the first day I met them to about 13 years old was just amazing that time and I’m having a similar experience so far this time. Plus, the fact…

I can’t eat iceberg lettuce without getting horrible heartburn (my stomach refuses to believe that it can’t digest the stuff so it tries SUPER HARD) so I find this idea extremely intriguing, especially with the grilled romaine. Is romaine still largely poisoned with e coli though? And would grilling take care of that?

Look, if you’re going to be reasonable I’m going to have to ask you to leave the Internet.