So the super power is “probably won’t cause rashes”. Gotcha!

Specifically what sort of emergencies? Like, is it bullet proof? Or does it have some sort of special powers like that suit in that Greatest American Hero show? Was it brought to earth by aliens? Did you lose the instructions?

So the movie won’t be made if they find a satisfactory script. Unless they find a satisfactory script. But if they do then they won’t. Unless they do. Got it.

It does add a bit of sweetness though!

Nah.

I mean, I know some pretty left wing people with some pretty shitty attitudes toward women. Turns out assholes are everywhere.

Shit, THAT’s where I left that!

Yeah, I am also reading that stuff which seems to make the argument that the Pelicans should hold out for the best possible offer even stronger. Like, if the Celtics want to trade their stuff for a one year rental why is that anybody else’s problem? Unless they are dead set on not including Tatum they’ve got the best…

Except that Davis said he’d play for the Clippers, New York, or Milwaukee too (none of which really have the assets to get him at this point) and the Pelicans don’t owe him shit if he doesn’t want to be there so I’m kind of unclear as to why they should sacrifice their future (which, yes, they will fuck up) to make a…

Dude.

No Lost is the one where they lied about having a plan and just sort of threw a bunch of shit against the wall until the wall was covered in shit.

Right? When he has good material there aren’t many people better...

You think he’ll cry maybe?

FAKE NEWS! Isiah Thomas isn’t too big for literally anything.

Be nice when a dude having feelings over not getting the recognition he’s due and A MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS is just kind of a thing, no big deal, and not really worthy of comment, yeah?

+1:  gross euphemism

I long for a candidate who, when faced with this kind of bullshit, rolls their eyes and says, “Oh go fuck yourself you lying clown.”

I’m like 90% sure that “seized illegal Mexican bologna” is a euphemism of some sort.

Hey now! He would almost certainly not injure his leg!

That is not my dog