How does the five second rule play into this? 

Do be fair the “things” getting “done” are the enabling of previously regulated behaviors and general enrichment and the “people” are his cronies.

I mean, my banging usually involves a fair amount of whimpering so...

I kind of feel like he’d cease to exist if he did that.

As everyone is surely aware, fried bread is better than toast. If you’re going to cover your toast completely anyhow just fry it in butter. Then you get both sides and just a better thing all around.

People in Southie now largely live in 1.5 million dollar condos and are basically indistinguishable from people in the South End.

Eh, counting is for girls.

I wish you a speedy and complete recovery from your recent head trauma!

It is clearly garnished with grated orange zest...

So your position is that cold brew is bad but Starbucks is good...

Wait, aren’t you, like, literally a beer judge?

Well that’s just a waste of perfectly good bathwater!

Now you're getting it!

TOTALLY A SANDWICH!

Absolutely! 

New rule! Anything you can hold in your hand and eat while playing cards because you are too much of a degenerate gambler to leave the table for meals that contains at least two ingredients is a sandwich. They’re all sandwiches. All of them.

NOT IT!

Be rad if people voted.

Be rad if both sides of the aisle would pass the reins to the next generation all around.

I feel like either your tongue or the asses you’ve been eating might have some serious issues...