Philly cheesesteaks are the worst cheesesteaks. A proper steak and cheese sub is a wonderful thing. I have no idea how regional they are but you can get a damn solid one in any of literally hundreds of sub shops around the Greater Boston Area. Leone’s in Somerville does steak and cheese better than anybody.

(nobody doesn’t know this)

Speaking as a Celtics fan, COME ON CLIPPERS!

Yes, that is essentially exactly what I said. Thanks.

Diet Doctor Pepper is the best diet soda and I will straight fight anybody who says otherwise.

Hey! We don’t kink shame here!

Nah, I’m pretty awful too.

(Pat’s fan, sick of Brady’s prima donna act and Bill’s asshole persona. But thanks for holding up the “Boston Sports Fans Are Assholes” narrative!)

I’m bringing ‘dink’ back! It’s so much more puerile!

So rarely do you find a situation where just every single person involved is such a colossal dink.

I so very much want this album to be good

*Adds “Somnambulist Prostitute” to possible career paths*

I mean, lots of them are just sitting around with way more money than they could ever spend because they inherited huge fortunes so, y’know, probably a fair number of them stay super rich despite being dumb...

Ugh. Geldof. 

Ugh. Mondays.

I mean, yes. But also hilarious.

Hi! Automotive software engineer, here!

Knock it off, Ted.

So, your personality then?

You seem lovely.