Tyrion frees Rhaegal and Viserion and we see they like Tyrion (drumroll please) ... because he’s a secret Targaryen

Wait, once every three months? Nope.

27? Fuck. Pre-frontal cortex AND amygdala consumed by CTE? Just fuck.

Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be NFL players.

I think you meant, ‘if you order delivery’. Takeout only puts you, the customer, at risk since you have to, you know, go get it.

If you order takeout in terrible conditions, you are a garbage person. End of story.

As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

When he’s president you will say Merry Christmas

He is a White Nationalist/Populist with very strong authoritarian tendencies. Translation, he’s a mega douche that will never be president.

It would make more sense to say he’d restructure our tax code so that Apple couldn’t hoard $35 billion overseas.

Yeah, I’d like to hear how a free-market capitalist can reconcile forcing a company to manufacture goods in the US. Assuming it were within the government’s power to do so, wouldn’t it require a whole bunch of those spooky regulations and government meddling you hear so much about?

Tomsula will make $3.5M per year for the next three years if all he does is play tiddly winks with his turds.

“And this? This is how tall you want your bindle stick. Now you might be thinking ‘but Jimbo, that’s way too long! It’d get in the way, always hitting stuff’ But what you have to remember about the bindle stick, is versatility matters. Longer stick means it’s easier to poke out cameras watching dumpsters. Midget…

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Some parts of this video are a bit dodgy... With evidence of photoshopping.

I’m not a big fan of nanny state government but sometimes it works.

Dude... try walking/biking. Or even a bus. It makes no sense to get into a car for that distance.

Am I the only one here that’s more impressed with the range on that drone? Maybe that’s pretty standard but it as a non drone user, they seem to go pretty far!

How about showing a meteor storm on a night when there are no meteors? That would be interesting too. For a blind person. Get serious.