You’ve constructed quite the elaborate straw man there.  They sell a couple million trucks a year.  I’m going to go out on a limb and say all kinds of people buy them.  

The Mach-e will be in customer hands in about a year, the 4th quarter 2020. Thr GT will be available in early 2021.

BUT! It’ll fly under the radar!

That’s the adjustable air suspension allowing the truck to do “load mode”. The rear squats down to decrease the ramp angle, and then the truck levels itself.

Something definitely shot out the last time I visited a Waffle House.

Well, it is the deep south. As much as people like to make fun of Alabamans for having sex with their sisters, they are still more likely to help someone out like this rather than scream in a thick Brooklyn accent “Where’s the fucking service?!”

But only if you know what color the Hereford boathouse is...

If the roads are slippery, you can have your Cake and eat it...

Judging by what I see during my daily commute, autopilot, despite all its flaws and shortcomings, is probably safer that 80% of human drivers on the road.

Neutral:

Assuming the projector beam doesn’t interfere with oncoming drivers/traffic, this is super dope.

Unless the costs of customizing your business to individual customer demands outweighs the the cost-savings of scaling up a templatized service.

Hey Torch, man, thanks for a bunch of good times here. I’m sorry the site is exploding due to weaponized incompetence, but if it’s any consolation the work you and your colleagues do is great, and I am confident it will soon be recognized by someone who knows how to, say, own and operate a media website.

As a small business owner that serves food I can confidently say I don’t give a rats ass what any rando thinks of my customers.  I’d serve ice water in hell if the devil paid the delivery fee.

This means we're getting a Citroën Mehari Rubicon Abarth right? 

Kinja falls into the “it was already bad but it’s getting worse for no apparent reason” category.

To be completely accurate here, the lower court certainly f’d it up. But that’s why we have appeals.

Nobody understands this!

In the meantime, good luck suing an incompetent mechanic in Michigan.

“Something very fast, Audi S8. Something that can shove a bit”