I feel for you. I used to work out every morning when I got up, but I developed fibromyalgia, and now I’m lucky when I can make it down the stairs. I miss it, I want to do it, but it’s so painful.

I don’t want to be a big downer about your hard-won success, but please keep in mind that life-long workout is not always sustainable. You could be injured. You could develop arthritis. You could have a long life crisis that prevents you from working out for an extended period. I just want to urge you to be nice to…

I’ve had a big rolling Travelpro since 2007 and it is the bag that Will Not Die. A great thing.

I’ve had a big rolling Travelpro since 2007 and it is the bag that Will Not Die. A great thing.

“but the news has not engendered fans and former actors of the show alike”

Thanks, I second this gif.

Good friend of mine was really hoping for a “whatever I want!” pregnancy, but is instead getting a “two months of 24/7 nausea followed by seven of gestational diabetes” pregnancy. She cannot wait to just have this kid, let me tell you. :(

I wonder what HOP’s reaction is to the Jump Around tradition at UW Madison?

What is Trump’s stand on the hats on cats issue?

Every time a law like this gets passed, I give more money to the ACLU.

Doesn’t it sound like a canned response against anyone who might EVER say anything bad about Trump (do they have video, did it happen, etc) and then somebody said, dude, you know she WORKS FOR US, right??

I’m intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Yes, my cat, apparently, is also credited for songwriting somewhere. She doesn’t like to talk about it.

Well, this was a very well-written expression of “meh.”

WHY IS NOBODY KNITTING THEM SWEATERS???

Hey, no prob, we’ll just line up our cars and turn on the headlights. (What an awesome film!)

TRAIL MIX!!

Dear person, I am that fat person next to you. Not only do I feel bad about taking some of your space, I cannot help it short of cutting part of myself away, and they took my knives at security. Besides, then you would be annoyed that I was bleeding on you.

You are now an Airplane God. We worship you.

There are many exemptions and deferments to the conscription process. For example, there is a “hardship to dependents” deferment. It’s not like some of this stuff hasn’t come up before.

What is all this “women, don’t get pregnant” stuff? How about, “men, you should use birth control too”? Governments, hand out free birth control to everybody!