ALL HAIL. You have made my entire day.

At one job I had to train people how to use the issue reporting system. Some of the (admittedly just out of school) programmers, who thought they were pretty hot shit, would try to get out of taking the class, even though it was required. So I would up front say: “If you write perfect code 100% of the time, you may be…

LOLOLOLOL!!!

You know it. I once got a review saying that the some of the programmers found me “scary.” That would be... because I reported bugs in their code? Which I am paid to do? Using utterly neutral and polite language? Interesting.

I happen to think Bill Clinton is a sleaze of the first water. Even putting the best face on it, he’s a liar and philanderer. Being good at lying is probably a common trait among politicians.

Interesting, source please, would like to read.

They should have all their vaccinations revoked. Can we do that retroactively?

+1 for Jay Leno metaphor. Let’s make him the metaphor for 2016, somehow.

“Poorly-trained circus orangutan”

Pro tip, thanks!

He’s 46, for pete’s sake. What’s with the body shaming?

So out of curiosity, I just went over and downloaded Woodlands Elite’s “info packet” for the cheerleaders. There’s not one thing in there about hair. Another report has the administrator saying that it’s decided “by the team,” so she would not have known about this in advance, necessarily. It’s not what she signed up…

On amazon I can only see Seven7 jeans. Jeans, jeans, and more jeans. What’s up with that?

Yeah, the MS Comfort Curve isn’t really doing it for me.

Yeah, the MS Comfort Curve isn’t really doing it for me.

Thanks, I didn’t want to depress myself totally by searching for that photo!

Hardest thing about this was coming up with a red skirt. The orange sweater and green shirt were thrifted.

I had better check this out. I’ve been wearing the Cover Girl Outlast lipsticks for a while, because they were the only thing that stayed on and didn’t feel like Elmer’s Glue at application — but they have no true red. Thanks for the tip!

The number of combinations of actions that can be taken by games to get to a certain point in a game can be astronomical when you factor in things like player and server speeds, system differences, et cetera. (Software tester here.) So definitely, the great mass of people “attacking” the game at launch are very likely…

nothing should have MORE than 8 legs. It should be a RULE.

star for intriguing user name!