*gently, like Danny Tanner giving fatherly advice on Full House* Tim... *begin “lesson” music* you also comment on articles about YouTube videos on the internet. *warm smile* So it’s likely at least one of those is a lie. But that’s ok! We’re all losers here. Now, here *hands them a Mountain Dew Code Red*, wipe your…

But still throw him in jail.

Ever been to Mega City One?

It’s a shame they don’t revise the property to be just a Star Wars themed hotel for the guests of the park to stay there, removing the LARPing aspect. It would still be fun for fans and kids.

The venn diagram of people who would criminalize abortion and people who think you should be allowed to shoot a would-be burglar in the back as he tries to flee your home is basically just a circle. It's not about whether you think fetuses are people, but whether you think women are. 

God would it serve Texas right if all the women, minorities and LGBTQ+ people up and left. The whole state would fall apart in like two days.

First off - congratulations on improving your health! That truely is awsome, and there is no shame in using a tool like semaglutide to help you reach your goals.

I really feel we’re in the dark days of obesity medicine. I’m obese. I have been since I was four years old. I put myself on my first diet: I was 7. I was in a medically supervised weight management program at 11. Weight Watchers at 14. Atkins at 15. I have never known a conscious moment in which food and my body were…

Phew. Until I had googled his name, I thought you’d meant to type “Perlman.”

Was this written by ChatGPT? 

I hate soaking dishes more than a minute or two. Overnight with all that food is like custom making a bacterial culture.

Eggs fused to a pan are absolutely 100% easier to get off after soaking in soapy water overnight, and “a few minutes” in hot water is woefully inadequate for a job like that. Furthermore, reheating the pan does nothing to improve that situation, and arguably makes it worse.

They never, ever care about actual facts here. Almost NO teenagers are pursuing gender affirming surgery, and they most certainly aren’t in South Dakota where that would have been incredibly difficult anyway. Puberty blockers are prescribed quite readily to cisgender teenagers and have been historically. This is all…

God you are stupid. Any permanent transitions - such as surgery - aren’t offered to children, nor can they be “reversed” by simply weaning someone off of drugs or something.  All that language about “winding down treatment” makes it fairly obvious that its a lie to claim this is about stopping children from making…

Then why are they allowed to own and carry guns and be tried as an adult if they face criminal charges?

No permanent transition methods are being used you dingleberry

Yeah as a Canadian I can also confirm that we do not in fact want, nor would we accept, either of the Dakota’s into our fold.

A division of Osiris Foods.

Maybe I’m confused here, but if the Lewisnky scandal kept Clinton from keeping his eye on Bin Laden, isn’t that Clinton’s fault?

Also, home health aide is MANUAL FUCKING LABOR. Like bending, stooping, helping lift people out of bed, onto toilets, etc. It’s WORK.