Fellow picky eater here. I salute you.

To arm teachers, we must presume that all teachers are people who are prepared to kill someone if need be. I think if you polled the population and asked “if a stranger walked into this room right now and you thought he was dangerous, could you kill him?” we would find a low percentage. I don’t think making this a…

Oh god, we just started working in the “open plan” and it is a NIGHTMARE. I feel exposed and unsafe — totally weird. And if I go to the lunchroom to get away at lunch and read... people come and TALK to me. AUGHHHH.

What IS IT about this T Rex costume! It makes anything hilarious. Running. Jumping. Dancing. Rope climbing. PLEASE SOMEBODY require this costume for ALL Fox commentators right now!

I do not even need the sound on for that clip any more. The music just starts right up IN MY BRAIN.

Boxers attain sentience and try to get elected to Congress?

I recently had this sad conversation with a young co-worker in Madison:

But you don’t keep the books with Scribd?

Yes, my budget has just leaped off the roof in terror. So. Many. Books. And Valente is a total treasure.

That guy with the briefcase... I can’t quite remember...

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Where can I contribute to this kid’s college fund?

Jane Austen Fight Club

I really needed KAZOOOOS today. Thanks. :)

I find that the key qualifiers for my packing method are:

Yes. It’s good.

That’s a fabulous present. I have tickets to a live performance next month and can’t decide between an actual glowing cloud costume or perhaps just my “Nightvale Spiderwolves” baseball shirt.

I got the Nightvale socks for my birthday! ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD!

I like both PS238 and Sky High. PS238 should definitely be an animated cartoon, but Sky High could be a live action show.

Whining? Really?