I've never been too interested in babies and can't even remember which of my co-workers have children half the time. But since I have to pretend to be socially adjusted to work in the office, I have some fallback phrases:

I want to cut out a set of furoshiki wraps from fabric, but what are the best sizes to have on hand? I don't want to have a bunch of wraps that don't fit most things. Presumably the wrap should be, diagonally, 2x the longest side of the box?

Do you not spend any time around cats? Because... seriously. That was not very long.

Looks like she saw it in the window and just couldn't resist it.

I quit drinking most diet soda because I found it made me hungrier for some reason. Like, "well, still have half a can left, where are the chips?" Whereas sparkling water didn't have that effect.

Thanks for this post. There is just NO way I could do this.

I think I must be really tired, because I read this as: Orcas are vegan.

I find a little Ivory dish soap cleans delicates nicely in the sink.

I don't like to be real. I prefer to be surreal! Pardon me while I melt a big watch all over myself.

Translation:

O, for a Muse of ..........

I had to go look it up to be sure, but he was also the tallest Doctor at 6' 3" tall. (Pertwee was 6' 2" and Tennant 6' 1". )

yes please somebody enlighten us!

Okay, just did the math (thanks google) and for those of us on the English system still, she ice skates 30 miles per hour!!

I like Phryne Fisher, but I do have a problem with the show... and that's that Miss Fisher always holds her little revolver SO FAR out in front of her that people can sometimes take it away.

Well, my friend, you need Netflix, because I watched LIKE SEVENTEEN SEASONS of Midsomer Murders streaming, and there's more than just Badger's Drift, you betcha!

I live in Wisconsin and I'm sad to say that a majority of the residents seem to feel like it's okay to carry a gun anywhere. (Except a state building. Or a school. I think they're still arguing about bars...

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Pulled pork.

thank you! no more more proof is needed. really. really, really, really, please, NO MORE PROOF.