Hey, that's one more job that Governor Scott Walker has made available for somebody else!

Yes, and a bunch of people who attended are nervously saying to their friends: "Um... yeah, there I am in the elephant suit! Really!"

Thanks, I feel much better for the little hyperactive ball of cuteness now!

He's adorable, but how happy is he as a pet? I mean, Least Weasels in the wild dash around for hours killing little rodents. They munch on the brains and set the rest aside for later. Zip zip zip, kill kill kill. Master predator. How can he keep himself entertained in somebody's house without some little mousy brains…

As a woman who managed to graduate after never ever setting foot in a frat house, let me ask this: what is the attraction of a frat house party? If you go to them (or went to them), tell me what you liked about them.

HELLO? Still waiting for 3D printed custom bras! C'mon, doesn't anyone want to be a gazillionaire?

Kind of wish you'd been around when I was 13, Jezebel. This would have been good to know.

And in other news, water is still wet.

Well, we had to work a Saturday. Everybody wore jeans and sneakers, including her. And she would walk back and forth and her heels never ever touched the ground. She told me her calf muscles had become too tight and "shortened".

I quit wearing heels after I found out a co-worker could NO LONGER WALK WITH HER FEET FLAT ON THE FLOOR due to wearing heels all day every day. *shudders*

Yes... I had those... and then my mom figured out they were a SUBSCRIPTION for which you would PAY AND PAY AND PAY and lo, they were cancelled. "We have a set of encyclopedias!" she said. *sob*

I find it kind of crazy when people say "what the HELL is Sookie doing with him, where did that come from, yadda yadda" — because I started reading the series when it was new. As in, since Dead Until Dark was the only book out. And the ending has been hinted at since quite early in the series, if you read them like…

You want to see backlash? Check out what happened to Charlaine Harris when the last Sookie Stackhouse book came out. She didn't close it with Sookie hooking up with the "right" guy and the 'shippers flooded online stores with one star reviews because of it. Not to mention the hate mail.

Perhaps my high school health teacher is still around to help her. She helpfully informed us that menstrual cramps were "all in our heads." I tried to keep this in mind as I was clutching my abdomen, bent double in pain.

No, you see, that's not a dog. It's a... (watches a few more seconds)... lemur. No, I think maybe a macaque? No... (watches some more)...

That is some awesome pro level advice, but sadly I can't take it. I have fibromyalgia and have a really hard time getting one piece swimsuits off (not on, just off, I suppose because they are wet?) — however, I have a friend who will jump on this info like a cat on the space bar, so thank you.

Oh, the joys of finding activewear that fits... for less than $75 a pop. The yoga pants I bought on clearance from Lands End a million years ago are finally wearing out, and they don't have them any longer. My Old Navy option doesn't fit me right and the fabric seems too thin. Junonia... nice stuff but I prefer not…

Thanks!

Yes, and I've heard some Roma music with the burbling clarinet stuff going on.

I guess I would tend to think that within the Eastern European area of Romani music there would be — but of course "Romani music" covers lots of regions, Spain, India, Eastern Europe, etc. etc. I am no expert. (But I love them both.)