One of my boyfriend’s younger (25 years old) friends moved in with us recently... he just finished grad school and it’s his first time being out of school and in the “real world”... He used one of my bath towels the other day and remarked, “Ooh, you have mom towels!” As in, the kind of bath towels moms/real adults…

my BF did the same thing..we are gays (im the gross one who won’t let towels go or clean like a big boy should)..I really appreciate him though, he made my apartment really really nice and helped me learn that cleaning is a good thing and you benefit from it...don’t fight it dudes...we actually are really gross…

I’ve never heard of this conspiracy theory but I’m going to now blindly believe it. Must be because of the Bearenstein universe I live in.

*faaaaaaaaaart noise*

I’m an attorney. I work 60 hours a week and make very, very good money. But thanks for the input asshole.

Oh please don’t mistake an admin for an actual academic.

My little sister called me upon landing after her first cross-country flight in TEARS. She (16 at the time) was so freaked/icked out by the much-older guy seated next to her. He raised the arm rest immediately after taking off, and proceeded to rub against her the entire flight. She said he used his arm/shoulder to…

Pity not the balls for they toll not for thee.

I can’t watch cos I’m crushed face to tradie-armpit on an early morning Melbourne tram, but does she poop in a box? Cos that’s about where I’d draw the line.

but here is the thing, if EVERYONE was an asshole at that age, then if someone is noticably MORE of an asshole than everyone else at that age, then it’s saying something.

Why just white devils? #alldevilsmatter

I know it stole mine

The adults on TV seemed to always made a big deal about who was “sleeping with” whom, so I cleverly figured out that they were talking about sex. Sex is sleeping with someone! Eureka! I also knew that sperm came out of the penis. My concept of a vagina was nonexistent — I knew women had a patch of hair on their crotch…

I had the book Where Did I Come From? So I kind of had an understanding of the mechanics of sex. From the same authors, we also had the one about puberty, complete with drawings of acne as spouting oil wells and some poor bastard on a diving board with an erection.

omg is that a ghost

I had been hoodwinked, bamboozled, conned, duped, flimflammed.

I’m a Scully in the streets and Mulder in the sheets.

god fucking bless you, Madeleine.

I doubt he was going that slow solely because he was inept. Likely he was going slow purposely to be an ass and provoke “those gull-durn kids on their fancy-pants furren motor-sickle” into passing like that so he can self-justify his dickishness.

You’d think so, but I’ve spent a lot of time in fertility clinics and it’s very racially and ethnically mixed.

I think men winking at women in serious or professional environments is pure sexist condescension. Especially when they’re mansplaining something when they do it.