I know, my lady parts were all ready to be engaged, then he did that sniveling bullshit. And thus my hankering died.

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has…

I feel like she’s (probably unfairly) treated on the internet as the “Poot Lovato” of the Trump family.

Hobbits and giants unite!

My personal preference is “please clap.”

wait i thought that pic of rita ora was miley cyrus

Wow, it’s amazing how easy things are when you throw out all nuance and just pretend every issue is black and white. Why didn’t I ever think of that?

Counterpoint: engagement rings are literally an invention of the diamond industry to make themselves money and you shouldn’t get one.

To be fair, at least two of the things you enjoy are just as irrational and irritating as anything these women enjoy.

Whereas “faeries” is only the second dumbest...

I have no problem with people—white or otherwise—doing work like this. What I do hate (and something I saw a lot when I lived in Cape Town for 5 months) is when people take pictures with children and then post them on the internet. I only shared images of kids whose names I knew and who I actually developed…

They definitely do not share the same PR person, and never have. Kanye’s longtime PR (like, from his pre-rapping producer days) is Gabe Tesoriero, now EVP of PR at Def Jam. Taylor’s PR person is a woman named TREE PAINE, and before that, her whole career was handled by Paula Erickson—both at independent PR firms.…

Good tweets tonight! This one made me laugh.

Whoa whoa whoa, let’s not bury the lede here.

Why is Jezebel associated with man-hating in pop culture? I’ve been coming here daily for four or five years and have never felt that, nor have I ever felt that my (infrequent) contributions to comment sections were unwelcome and I’m a cisgender, heterosexual, white man.

What does this mean? No one is talking about you.

You’re fine. It happens so much, and rubs me the wrong way-in combination with this being the third publication I was writing for that day, moving, and various personal issues, I lost my head and got disproportionally annoyed. Best wishes in all further ventures in sarcasm to us both.

Found the frustrated nerd!

I don’t hate gay people! I just like using really deragatory words that imply being gay is equivalent to being an outcast that everyone hates! Why would people think those two things are related at all?!?

I think what you mean is, you miss the days when you would say that and no one would call you an asshole for it.