Clueless American here, so feel free to point out how I’m wrong - but this strikes me as some men (Boris, Nigel, etc) made a big mess then walked away, leaving it for the women to clean up.

Clashing colors?! No. Magenta and turquoise live together in harmony, you craprabbit! Learn to use a color wheel.

Team Martha, neither am I, but his face is sooo punchable

No one should know who Jonathan Cheban is.

“By having people like Brock educating others on college campuses is how society can begin to break the cycle of binge drinking and its unfortunate results.” - holy shit, does he really think the only lesson anyone should take away from this is not to binge drink??? How about DON’T RAPE

Yeah. Fuck that guy. Now we know where the kid gets the entitled, irresponsible attitude.

20 minutes out of a life is actually a really long time to violate someone when you consider that you can kill in seconds. Time isn’t indicative of harm.

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

For the grays trying to kill me, it is tone deaf and passively racist. I’m just saying that we should keep in mind the context (like it is a lyric and 15 years ago this sort of thing was considered eye-roll worthy but not flat out racist) and that Beige Not So Lively probably doesn’t even realize the implications…

People aren't missing the point, they're saying the point is stupid. Which it is.

“always thought that was a disrespectful line in the song anyway”

You fool. Real ladies do not poop. They don’t even perspire. True conservative ladies who support their husbands by working in the home and wearing twinsets have no bodily functions.

People who treat nature as their own personal canvas infuriate me.

Their history of doing this is not what I would have expected.

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

This is pretty standard. It’s to ensure the kid doesn’t just just laze around for the rest of their life. Waiting till 25 makes it more likely they’ll finish college and maybe get a job or find something to do with their life other than live off their father’s money.

Maybe to keep her from turning into Lindsay Lohan? Or maybe there’s a tax reason.