Seriously, this ad was totally tailored to my power suit wearing mom in 1990. Which explains why we suddenly had a lot of Lean Cuisines in my house.

As a teenager I loved it but by the time I hit my twenties I realized what a shitty friend Carrie was; always ditching her friends to meet up with Big or some other annoying guy. And she was so embarrassingly bad with money for someone in their 30's that it was actually offensive.

I don’t believe it’s racist to simply choose the best performances from the past year. People should be awarded for their talent and hard work, the colour of your skin should not be a reason to receive recognition. If there was an actor of colour that was worthy of a nomination from 2015 I highly doubt the Academy…

“...Stubblefield was a trained facilitator of a controversial bullshit method for communicating with extremely disabled patients ...”

Abstaining from sex with clients is a solid idea for any therapist tbh

For the first several seconds she was my hero. Then I let this thought creep in:

I had a man friend who whined “but it’s not cooooomfortable” when I side-eyed his manspreading.

Maybe but “bag of penes” just doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as well.

She is so full of shit. The way she praises him and kisses his ass in those texts is the number one reason why they became friends. She wrote him a public letter on Twitter a few years ago asking him to “traffic with love” and help poor people in Mexico (he’s known for doing charity work in the state of Sinaloa).…

She was probably asking for it. I mean, she left the house with her face exposed. HER FACE! You don’t show your face unless you want it to be ejaculated upon.

“I didn’t even know he was still around.” - what Sen. Rubio’s Senate colleagues say when his name comes up.

“I think he made movies a long time ago or something.”

—Black women have the hardest gig in show business. You hear Jennifer Lawrence complaining about getting paid less because she’s a woman—if she was black, she’d really have something to complain about.”—

CAN GROW TO 43 FUCKING FEEt.

I am both mesmerized and horrified. The ocean is what nightmares are made of.

Jesus Chryslers...

I found this gif and it makes me happy and I’ve been wanting to share it and I feel like this is the moment.

While I would never step foot in one of his establishments, I do enjoy Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, for the fact that it gives national exposure to local chefs doing great things in the culinary world.

I think whoever wrote “pussy” meant “pus-y”, though I like thinking that he talking about “pussy sores.”