George Steele made me a wrestling fan.

Eh, he’s still the same.

I think Iggy is comprised out of equal parts rawhide and gravel.

That’s small potatoes compared to his wanton disregard for correct calendar dates and tracking. How will his Switch know when he’s playing games alone on holidays?!

that is cruel and unusual punishment, you monster.

I’ve still got a working snes launch copy, never felt the need to fork out for a new version that will never be superior. I bought a game damnit, not a subscription!.... Although if next christmas there is a snes classic mini,I guess I’ll be getting a new copy

Hold on, Kairu! I bereeve in you!

It’s probably just standard stuff covering their asses. If the battery blows up in your face when playing zelda for 20 hours straight; if you get hit by a car playing mario odyssey; if your joy cons suddenly disconnect and and the tablet breaks on the floor; if you have a rage stroke when they want $20 for super mario…

Cheater Ends Up In Match With Pro Overwatch Players, Gets Wrecked

Probably one of those fuckers that just willy nilly rips the damn tag off the mattress.

He’ll likely be taken away by Nintendo to be turned into a human switch-ipede

That’s how you become the middle member of a Human Centipad. He’s gonna regret that.

FucKonami studios?

I miss my 350 terribly. I know it isn’t a proper z to most, but it was the first car i had that didn’t involve handing over cash in a parking lot, buying someone else’s problems.

stab attacks require you to point at the sensor bar and thrust the controller towards it. the input registers 100% of the time as long as you’re pointing the controller at the sensor bar.

I loved the motion controls. once you learn how to do them properly you’ll have a blast with that game.

I suppose that you could call it the jump of the century.

Pffft. Lichtenstein used “Brass Monkey”

Hm. This is turning into a weird thought exercise. It would depend largely on how the QBs were classified; just because they line up next to the center doesn’t convert them into offensive linemen. I don’t know the actual rules for this, though, so if there’s a requirement that there be one center, two guards, and two…

It would still have to be linemen due to an absolutely unstoppable run game.