As “editor-in-pedantic-chief”: it should read “.2011 seconds”, not “.2011 of a second.”, as the later implies a fraction as in “one fifth ‘of a second’” 

Magic will offer Sr. to play 1-on-1 and will give Sr. the ball to start. Magic will then dust his sorry ass 11-0 and the stakes will be Sr.’s silence... A guy can hope right?

Best is Chris Cornell: “You Know My Name” from Casino Royale

Tuned out after “lethal projectile”

The hottest sex move all the kids are using these days, duh!

This makes me wish Angel Pagan was still with SF. That guy looks like he has murder in his eyes at all times.

this deserves many many stars, here’s mine +1

I guess you didn’t see the Indy 500 yesterday.

My father has said at times through the years that this country has made him feel that his and his brother’s in arms service in Vietnam to be “a shit stain in the shorts of America”. That he feels this way to this day is saddening.

piss off

That Riviera is so fine

Obviously not an actual Mustang in the gif at the top, no pedestrians were inches away from being hit... pretty sure it’s a Lambo though.

hah! that figures, I’ve been as far as Bozeman but no farther west.

by “that stretch of I-90" I assume you mean everything west of Minnesota. Being a SD resident I’m intimately familiar with that soul-sucking highway.

“assault”...“assault”...“asshat?”

I’m telling pearl clutching ninnies like you to go pound sand. Funny how the players “assaulted” in these things don’t ask the district attorneys to bring charges.

A fastball with no movement thrown by a major league pitcher is guarantee enough for me.

As I’ve posted elsewhere here, anything above the letters is definitely not ok. If you want to counter with: “but how do you know the pitcher won’t miss and unintentionally hit a guy upstairs when he meant to intentionally hit him low?” I would answer that in a situation like this Teheran is throwing a fastball with…

These guys are tremendously competitive type-A personalities. In this series there was a lot of bad blood. Hitting Bautista is how that pressure gets relieved. He’s a lightning rod who is so disliked by so many teams that Toronto wanted to move him in the offseason but no one was willing. You don’t have to like it or…

That’s exactly why the ump waited til Teheran plunked him, so that this stupid beef could end. If Teheran would have come up an in on the first pitch a warning would likely have been given then, or if Teheran actually hit him above the letters he would likely been immediately tossed. This would have been bad because…