For sure. It is on par with “This is what happens when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!” -Walter Sobchak (Big Lebowski)

Indeed.

yippee kay yay Mr. Falcon... sorry couldn’t resist.

Ley will never disappear up his own asshole like Berman did some 2 decades ago. Ley is a consummate professional and is a true embodiment of a journalist/ honest, unbiased reporter. 

Jessica Mendoza’s act of- “Well when I played (insert totally vacuous comment”) a-la Joe Morgan- is, I assume, still collecting a paycheck for whatever it is that she does.

Agreed. Most anything to improve the pace of play on any muni track I’ve ever played is fine by me.

“Don’t count that. I was interfered with.” “Why don’t you improve your lie sir.” “Yes, winter rules”

“Yeah, we got uniforms and everything.” -Jake Taylor, C, Cleveland Indians

Carrying outs over to the next inning is an absurd idea. I must however admit that it would probably have some pretty great panic moments wherein Joc Pederson (who, as a Dodgers fan, I consider to be the least intelligent player in baseball) takes off on contact only to realize somewhere between 2nd and 3rd that the…

Bryxxfurp will be the top baby name of 2017, you heard it here first.

I’m not a Krusty Krab.

pictured: James Harden’s defensive tenacity.

+1 but still a far cry from your all-time greatest: “Hnnnng Peppermint ROLL!”

So massive is Joe West that he hasn’t seen his own prick in decades.

+1 from a 37-year-old.

Nevermind. Judging by the apparent height of the tank it looks to be somewhere in the range of a 2500 gallon capacity. A quick search reveals similar tanks to weigh between 350-400 lbs. So i guess not less than 300 lbs as you claimed but nowhere near unmoveable as I suggested. Appologies my good sir.

No way that thing weighs only 300 lbs. I would almost guarantee that if you walked up to that thing and attempted to lift up one “side” of it, the damn thing wouldn’t budge (unless you, like the driver, were zapped on meth). What’s more likely is that your meth money will instead be spent on a chiropractor visit(s)…

Where, in his mother’s delivery room?

“...pedadadudant”

“THAT... is absurd.”