Black is my least favorite color for a car, but that’s just like, my opinion, maaaaaan

No, I’m of the generation where fast sports cars are yellow, not red.

I probably phrased it confusingly. My point was more that, while motorcycles as they currently exist don’t run afoul of any public endangerment standards in my mind, the argument that “I want to have cool things” isn’t really an argument at all. It should be more like “I want to have cool things AND these cool things…

Maybe it would have made more sense if I reversed the order of statements?

Despite these stock photos...the vast majority of people I’ve seen wear these are not kids. These are objectively, not cool.

Then I’m willing to bet it wasn’t food poisoning and it was something that just didn’t agree with you. Food poisoning is violent.

So many morals to that story!

Hint, if you and your wife wake up within 15 minutes of each other in the middle of the night and end up purging from both ends simultaneously it is probably food poisoning. Sister in law fed us pea soup that she later admitted had been on the counter for a day or more. worst thing is that she had to pass a food…

Well for one thing the car could easily flip over and crash killing everyone inside, people around it, and maybe some Mooses that are standing off to the side of the road.

700+ horsepower in a vehicle that already failed the “moose test.”

I hate your shift knob.

Imagine a Slingshot owner with an Apple Watch.

This fucking myth. BOTH NASA AND RUSSIA USED CRAYONS AT FIRST. FISHER DESIGNED THE SPACE PEN ON THEIR OWN DIME AND THEN LATER SOLD SOME TO NASA.

Mustang ii sold incredibly well, stayed around for four years, and got the car down in size. Sure it looks like cartoon today but it’s from the mid 1970s what do you expect? And performance, again, it was the mid 1970s, what do you expect?

If it’s overcast, you can use a flashlight, there’s a real “hack” for you, ya dummy.

When I was in recon the guys thought it would be funny to have me carry a full pack, M-60, and PRK-90. They were amazed I did it and my picture still sits in the office of the head quarters in HI.

Can this video please go viral? It would be nice to have more positive news involving police activity. Especially since it covers the non-criminal related work they do every single day.

My family has owned one from 2001. It still every now and then gets glances from other drivers. Despite the bad rap it has it somehow manages to be a “cult car”, for lack of a better explanation.

Aztec was one of the most jalopnik cars ever sold, and because of it’s uniqueness it is made fun of everytime auto journalists seem to be running low on material. But is it better to be hated and remembered than be mediocre and forgotten? I guess time will tell for it’s sibling Buick Rendezvous, but I’d be willing to…

There’s absolutely nothing shitty about the Aztek aside from its weird looks. It predicted the crossover market years before people ditched their SUVs for them. Dynamically, it’s an extremely good vehicle.