Definitely splice worthy content.

Special Projects desk is on the job.

HMMMMM

That’s just journalist Clark Kent. Is he some kind of hero? I’ve never thought his Planet stuff was particularly heroic, so unless he has some kind of secret identity that nobody has told me about, I don’t see what you are getting at.

“Pardon me?”

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

Yeah, but it’s hip to fuck bees so it’s totally worth it.

FAKE NEWS!

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

Those two are the only legitimate actors in all of DCTV.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Well, he took the job to be the voice for a human garbage bag, so he’s surely accepted that this was going to be the case.

I’d let him debone me wait that sounds awkward and maybe also painful

I also carry it in my pocket. I play it on the subway and I need it to get put away quickly 

I keep mine in a front pocket. I’d never keep it in a back pocket; I think that’s insanity.

I put it in my pocket.

It was my primary console for almost 4 years.

One problem with elite is they always want to talk about actual news stories. We have to reach out to whites where they live—comment sections.

I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.