Also worth mentioning that this sterling piece of film criticism is also factually incorrect about the events of the movie. Just great work all around from the venerable Mr. White.

I do whenever I’m taking it anywhere, and I don’t have cargo pants. Just jeans. I didn’t realize this was a weird thing to do!

Anyone: what’s the most niche, trivial, or offbeat topic you’d like to report on for Kotaku but haven’t had the chance to yet?

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You’re telling me that people are dumping on the badass, acrobatic marine mammal and going for the orphaned Digimon cat and the bird with like one of the worst type combos out there instead?