That Kotaku Fish, though!

It matters a lot, actually - I have found that workouts done in your early twenties are much easier than in late forties.

I think I’d take Ernest Goes to Camp over the Dark Knight Rises.

Marvel films are just are mostly average at best films that arent even at the level of an average action film in terms of entertainment and Japan has their own stupid culture so its they arent going to latch our on to our stupid culture crap all the time

Alternative theory. Japan has its own superheroes. Those that don't need to go through an American/Western filter and reflect Japanese sensibilities more. You have the entire Tatsunoko catalogue being remade for every new anime generation, for example. 

Be careful, if you try to criticize the MCU at all you automatically get accused not allowing people to have fun.

I don’t have to pee, I just get drunk on the power of inconveniencing so many people at once.

Personally, I think the reason is less the setting, and more the way stories are told.

I realize that I have committed a grievous sin.

I shall end my life to preserve my honor.

Listen, I don’t know who in the hell you think you are coming around here with your ‘facts’ and ‘knowledge’; but I’m going  to have to ask you to leave. Don’t make me call security.

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Is there a guide or rule of thumb for how much I should air down when I need to go over some curbs at the mall?

An embryo at 6-8 weeks is not a person, not a child, not even a fetus. It has no “heartbeat” because there is no heart. It doesn’t feel pain. If you are a Christian who believes that life begins at conception, then you also have to believe that God lets over 50% of human life die, as half of fertilized eggs fail to…

When you start supporting causes to end murder outside the womb, you can start legitimately talking about murder inside the womb.

If I’m correct, Ford didn’t need a bailout like everyone else, right?

Or just tie it off in the corner. That’s what we always did when I had a job that required emptying a bunch of trash. 

Isnt that a Hyundai?

When my son pulls my daughter’s hair, she doesn’t want me to lecture him. She wants me to pull his hair.  JUSTICE.

No, he DIDN’T want the cake at all

“Instead of comping me for something I did order...I was given something I didn’t ask for at all” ^^^This^^^ Comp that bottle of wine or don’t even bother, you can ask if I’d like something extra for free (including a digestif or a dessert), but don’t just throw your cast-off crud at me and expect me to be grateful…