Whenever Gawker ever mentions Ayn Rand I like to point to this David Cross bit...

I figured Oprah wants to run for president.

Looks like Joe Biden’s Home Alone style booby traps are working perfectly.

White flight gutted the inner cities in this country. They slowly and painstakingly rebuilt themselves as these hubs of creativity and commerce by the sweat of non-White people and now these scions of the original White flighters are returning to capitalize and drive out the very folks who made these neighborhoods…

Pumpkin pie is the worst. There is no debate

Granted, I haven’t stepped foot inside Lord & Taylor in maybe a decade, and I really have no attachment to that brand in particular, but I do have attachment to the character of New York City and its spaces, and frankly, it is going to shit, and it has been for a couple decades. To clarify, this city is, and has…

Ok, so let’s play this game. Hypothetically I’m pregnant, and I just found out. The apparently fully-autonomous person inside me has existed since “conception”, which I take to mean Sperm has been invited into Egg’s abode for drinks and getting-to-know-yous, so at a minimum about a week, because I peed on the stick at…

I thought that, given who’s president, life begins when your mistress refuses to have an abortion.

The Hispanic Federation

Yeah, nothing about Trump’s own actions surprise me anymore, he’s shown himself too many times for any of us to be surprised by it (appalled, sure, just not surprised). But I remain absolutely fucking baffled at how millions of Americans have accepted this and continue to accept this.

That’s all interesting, but this conversation isn’t about Northern Ireland. It’s only about the Republic of Ireland.

Damn Porto Rico crashing their economy through federal legislation they had no vote on and fought against. If only another piece of federal legislation they also got no vote on hadn’t fucked their ability to respond to debt.

But I bet you’re totally cool with rebuilding Florida multiple times, right? Because white people live there. And you’re cool with your tax dollars funding wars and helping defeat democracy around the world? Fuck off, you nasty little racist troll. You don’t have 1/10 of the decency and resilience that Puerto Ricans…

Viva Borinquen

USNS Comfort has not been deployed because 1.) Trump does not care about Hispanics 2.) He has no idea that Seagoing Medical Treatment Facilities actually exist.  

I don’t understand why the USNS Comfort hasn’t been deployed to Puerto Rico. Given the severity of theses storms, she should have been on alert status.

Well, the fine people at Monsanto are hitting this pretty hard lately, so that may be why the counter-argument is coming up again. Here’s an example: Round-Up (Glyphosate.)

Dear Melissa Joan Heart... Dominica is a compleatly different country than Dominican Republic, where Punta Cana is located. While both are hit by hurricane Maria, perhaps you might want to brush up on your geography skills.