solongandthanksforallthephish
solongandthanksforallthephish
solongandthanksforallthephish

USNS Comfort has not been deployed because 1.) Trump does not care about Hispanics 2.) He has no idea that Seagoing Medical Treatment Facilities actually exist.  

I don’t understand why the USNS Comfort hasn’t been deployed to Puerto Rico. Given the severity of theses storms, she should have been on alert status.

Well, the fine people at Monsanto are hitting this pretty hard lately, so that may be why the counter-argument is coming up again. Here’s an example: Round-Up (Glyphosate.)

FYI Stiggy, Dominica is complete different from the Dominican Republic. Punta Cana is in the Dominican Republic.

Dear Melissa Joan Heart... Dominica is a compleatly different country than Dominican Republic, where Punta Cana is located. While both are hit by hurricane Maria, perhaps you might want to brush up on your geography skills.

It’s Jezebel. Come for the snark, stay for the reflexive moral outrage over all the things.

That’s ridicous? It was perfectly plotted through out.

When Ann Dowd won I didn’t think I could get any happier. But I did. This was an excellent Emmy Awards. Capped by Margaret Atwood coming onto that stage.

Chop wood, carry water.

Unlike kids. Hope I never make that mistake again...

As a Stephen King fan, the only question I ever want to ask the man is ‘Why did you decide that the way to defeat evil was a child gang bang? Why?’

Finale needs to be like the final scene of Angel

This is the best written analysis of any sporting event I’ve ever read on Deadpan. And its easily the best analysis on this big con of an event. Well done Daniel.

Floyd Mayweather is a mirage, an oasis that evaporates before your eyes as you get too close. Although his low-output fighting style is occasionally mistaken for cowardice, it’s actually the opposite: Mayweather is one of the few fighters who is brave enough to let his opponents take their best shot without flinching.

Are you flirting with me? ;)

Never worked in a warehouse have you? No, they pay shit AND have Draconian working conditions.

Why do people insist on making things so difficult? Did you get approved by HR or whoever to take your vacation? Good. Stop whining about how busy you are and how hard it is to get away. Your vacation time was approved. Go on your vacation and do not take any devices that might tempt you to do any work. Have a phone

This guy has the patient of a saint when dealing with Klansmen, but flies off the handle at black people when they so much as question the effectiveness of his quixotic strategy.

FTFY.

So The Night King goes for the big flying dragon rather than the closer one that’s stationary and to boot has all the main cast on it? Gee what a surprise.