Shut your mouth

NOOOOO! Knock that shit off. Daly is National Treasure. That comparison is not cool.

(A former escort told me that the porn and sex work industry run on them.)

You guys ever read an interview with someone and say to yourself at the end: “Holy shit that guy was on a lot of cocaine.”?

It really is fun to find out that your relatives and ancestors were bad-asses!

Can I order a Keanu Reeves, please?

I’ve never had an abortion or stepped foot in a Planned Parenthood, but I donate monthly to PP and NARAL. Should abortion become outlawed, I will fund efforts like this, to keep abortion an option. This is a cause I will support till I die.

Marijuana has always been a political hot potato because it has for so long been labeled as a gateway drug (false) and linked/associated with the Blacks/Mexicans and their theoretical “taking white women” (which was another false drum beat)

I’ve said this before and I know it wouldn’t ever happen for all sorts of reasons, but an AHS series based on Chuck Palahniuk’s “Haunted” would be incredible. There is a perfect story and character for everyone in the AHS ensemble.

You can only get out of flying your mission if you’re insane, but not wanting to fly the mission is something a sane person would want, so you automatically aren’t insane if you don’t want to fly the mission thus you must fly the mission.

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

And yet somehow, every non-US underground system manages not to collapse on a weekly basis…

At least if he falters now, Palin won’t be the alternate!

And yet, the Republicans in Congress won’t be even the slightest bit annoyed with this (though a few may pronounce token opposition), even though it yet again neuters the idea that Congress is in any way not just another arm of the White House.

I just eat lunch at my desk because I try and not talk to my coworkers. :-|