Lochte wishes he was as hot as Jonny Lee Miller. I’ve always thought Angelina Jolie was crazy for divorcing him.

It’s telling that their knee-jerk reaction to an anti-nazi channel is to angrily oppose it.

I think that was treated with an unbelievable amount of nuance though. Like, they had had a sexual relationship, he took that to mean that her withdrawing consent was false (happens all the time), and then the look on his face when she forces him off of her and he realizes what he did was just very well-acted.

I have it on good authority that Lorde was born in Kenya on August 4, 1961.

OK, so I know I said yesterday that the thing I need right now is the Obamas’ new books. But...now I kinda want this just as much.

Because they know their only value lies in their being ornamental.

Meanwhile, the sponsored posts are healthy as ever.

You have to be white for that to work.

I’m not a very vindictive person but I want him in jail, I want him disgraced, I want the disgrace he’s visited upon my country to have a reckoning.

....what the fuck? Passengers = people....are you 7?

In used to feel the same way but ever since I realized the Brits use it with abandon, I have embraced it. Their usage is more of someone who is an idiot, rather than being so gender specific.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

I feel like Brave New World should be in there as well.

It was good.

It would be a bold move, but I would love it if for that episode they had continuity between each skit and just made the entire show like a super dysfunctional West Wing.

Never authorize automatic payments.

I want to see my Senators and Representative block and obstruct and filibuster every.single.thing. the Republicans and Trump bring to the table. Everything.

They need to bring some wasp spray and a tube sock full of rolls of quarters.

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