What’s so special with this Corden guy? Every time I try to lure celebrities into my car I get a restraining order from the police the next day.

It’s there because I put it there.

Bizarre Love Triangle

I CAN ANSWER THE BABY QUESTION. I wondered the same thing until I had kids. It’s because trying to rinse the sand off of or change the diaper of a little girl wearing a one piece bathing suit is the kind of experience that should be reserved for those milling around the seventh circle of hell.

Kraftwerk, like Donna Summer’s work with Giorgio Moroder, is the bedrock of all dance music that came after.

Are you referring to the article or Masshole’s post? Just in case, the one on the bottom is an actual trans man/genetic female. His whole point is that when he uses the men’s bathroom no one cares, but when he uses the womens like he “supposed” to its a clusterfuck, as proven by the photo of those creeped out women.

i for real owe my life to the anonymous internet person that i don’t remember who said the immortal words:

It might if there is vodka mixed with that cranberry juice.

I like to think I’m just a lost soul swimming in a fish bowl.

My 1992 self would never believe my 2016 self would utter such a sentence, but here it goes: I have newfound respect for Everlast.

My super serious additions to the above ridiculous list:

Uh no its not. Shared bedrooms (from $1,550-$2,550) no bathrooms in unit and shared “living space” sounds like a little less shitty SRO to me.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

As a teacher, I’d like you to consider option 3 - This is another consequence of the Zero Tolerance policies/nonsense.

Or you can slap a microfiber cloth on the bottom of the Swiffer.

“You want a tow? I can get you a tow. Hell, I can get you a tow by 3 o’clock”