solongandthanksforallthephish
solongandthanksforallthephish
solongandthanksforallthephish

Thanks! I just stapled a version to my bag. I have to work today but will be going out during my lunch to join the protest along with my new sign.

I’m making Totino’s Pizza Rolls for my hungry, hungry guys.

Look lady, I’ll put up with baby Barron’s school year. But after that GTFO! You are draining money from MY city. Money that your husband will not reimburse us. Money that can be used towards OUR schools, protecting US from terrorism, taking care of OUR crappy infrastructure.  This is beyond selfish.

I think they are tasty. But I will no longer eat them because they absolutely kill my stomach. I made a soup with the crockpot that simmered for hours like the directions told me (to help break down the inulin). It was super delicious. But my husband and I were fighting over who got to use our bathroom.

So, is he just pulling moves right out of ‘The Dictator’s Guide for Dummies’?

I don’t know if I feel bad about it. I pay for cable so these studios are getting their money from me anyway I’m just getting content a tad earlier than it would be released onto cable. I don’t go to movie theaters. They’re filled with bedbugs

I called my Rep, Carolyn Maloney, and asked that she join the boycott. it’s super easy. Call U.S. House of Representatives (202) 224-3121, put in your zip code and be connected to your Reps office. Give your name, your neighborhood and ask that your congress person join John Lewis and boycott the inauguration. It took

Too bad Harry Reid got out of the game. And we got Schmuck fucking Schumer in his place.

This is my Precinct and I can say, without a doubt, they give zero fucks about rape or crime of any kind. Several years ago I woke up to find 2 men had climbed up the fire escape to my roof and were approaching my window, I had the cops on the phone in seconds and a huge vise on a stick that I keep by my bed for these

Well, he is the Anti-Christ.

Ricin

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Is there any place we can go were the wingnuts are not taking over? My partner is in the process of getting his Irish citizenship so we can become EU citizens but, fuck, if these assholes are going to start taking over France and Germany next year too that won’t be any better than living under Derr Fuhrer

Yeah... the bloody children of the corn.

From the LA Times “Cuckservative, cuck: The term “cuckservative” originated in the alt-right. It’s a portmanteau of “conservative” and “cuckold” used to describe Republicans who are perceived to be emasculated or “selling out.”

That’s a bummer. It didn’t have the best start. The first few episodes were clunky and hokey. But there was some good development and I did start to care about the characters. By the end I was fully involved.  I hope someone picks it up. There’s some good stuff there.

Someone come up with an app for that please!

I have always called my father pop or papa. Maybe just because he’s an old school Italian. He would not answer to dad or daddy (those are terms I use for my stepfather, I’m the only girl amongst 4 sons, and it makes him feel good and it differentiates the two taboot).

But selling cookies made in the same kitchen at a school bake sale is A Ok? I mean, I’m not saying the law is wrong but it’s a little hypocritical when it comes to enforcement.

Finally! A liar’s pants were literally on fire.