These people were presumably teenagers at one point, yes? High schoolers have been doing this shit forever. We had bitchin’ parties, got wasted, and had a great time.

I work in the same building as McCann. This season is giving me blind, tremulous rage at them for absolutely no reason.

I’m allergic to mangos. No one ever takes that seriously. “Oh mangos are like so goood! How can you be allergic to them?!” Look fuckers I don’t care how “good” they are they give me hives and an itchy, swollen throat.

Oh, please, please set yourself on fire you fucking mope. God will forgive you because all teh little fetis you saved by being an utterly cruel and inhuman monster toward women.

It's the Attack of the Clones!!!!

No. Just don’t. Please.

Clinton is a terrible candidate. She is a corporatist republican lite opportunist at best. I’m sorry, I can’t stand her. I did love Bill Clinton but I was young and stupid and it’s only in hindsight that I can see that he was also a terrible president. Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, NAFTA, “Welfare Reform”, the repeal of Glass…

I miss old New York. It was so much fun. Now its one big strip mall for frat bros and their equally obnoxious female counterparts. We had fabulous parties in abandoned warehouses and great clubs and honest to goddess good fucking music. And anyone could afford to live here even if it was dangerous. That was the fun of…

I spit on your crappy hummus choices, Tribe, Sabra eaters! Inferior products at best. Abraham’s Traditional hummos is the best!

Idris Elba would be the BEST. BOND. EVA.

What kind of awful sex are you having to vote for Netflix over boning? Y'all are cray cray.

I'd rather swim in the waste waters of Coney Island than subject myself to the horrors of the McCarren Pool.

Now this I'd watch!

Sexy sex time will rule them all.

It's okay, you're an old person. Don't be ashamed of your lack of sophistication, Grandma.

Gchat is for olds.

Simmons class of 03 FTW! I loved going to a women's college, especially Simmons. I got a top notch education in a great environment surrounded by supportive and awesome women. From my professors, to the administration, to the women I wen't to school with, it was a great experience. I had the ability to take classes at…

Clearly, Bristol wins.

Anyone know if this purchase be covered by your health insurance? Or do you need a prescription?

I'm bloody dying.. That was a triumphant anthem for anyone who has ever tried to kick out their ONS.