Also, that video? She must be from Florida...

Best. Game. Soundtrack. EVER. GT2, the legend!

100/100 is a luxury el camino racer powered by water, hammered out of pure adamantium by dwarves in the caves under Detroit. And it has a 6 speed manual.

Yeah, to be fair, you skip a lot of cars in the 50s-60s. Minivans, beige economy sedans, Transport vans, pickup trucks, Mitsubishis (love the Evo, but it's true).

All I know is, they made a midsize sedan that James Bond can rent without embarrassment. Glory, Hallelujah!

In America, son, we call that a Fusion SHO. Or SVT. Or possibly Cobra or Shelby (RIP).

Yeah, however you parse it, those quotes from Marchionne were ironic. He's getting a little testy, it seems.

It's Tom Freaking Hanks!

Adding a pedal? They can' barely handle the two they have. Maybe we should try green and red buttons and joysticks.

Lots of young whippersnappers here don't know what they're missing. Sprites, 8 bit beats, turn-taking gameplay. This isn't cheesy or embarrassing, it's classic!

NEW YORK CITY JACKHAMMER NOISE!

One out of every ten classic cars in California is owned by Jay Leno. 100% True fact.

Well, they're not in business, you know?

Well, this is what they do with Scions in the US. Only, they had to create a new brand to do it. Now we have the Scion iQ, priced very similarly to the Cinquecento, and of course their 5 door hatchbacks, which were the brand's base when the US didn't have many of those. Now their lineup has the 86 and a pseudo Saab…

Obviously, they were waiting for a cheap Toyota to skin before announcing this gloriousness, the Lexus Scion randomlettersandnumbers.

That old man with the 3wheeler? FINALLY back in fashion, m'luv! Let's go!

I'm pretty sure it's the world center for slavery, there's a reason this stuff happens.

But I want a new Probe!

Communists? Really? Hey, Eastwood, here's a chair you can argue with.

I think that would be great, but it looks like it's too high end to sell to Americans. Sounds like a Mercedes a-class competitor rather than a runty little rugrat box for Sam's Club and soccer fields.