Oh, rub it in a little more why don't you. And Martini colors! oy!

The Mini profile? The Spirit of Ecstasy? The Jeep grille? Soooo many choices. That's what I love about cars, so much personality, like rolling sculpture, rolling ideas.

Are we sure Texas is in the Americas? Did Governor Perry admit that? Shouldn't it be the Lone Star Chic-fil-A Grand Prix 500 of Austin, Texas presented by Poulan chainsaws? Will no American traditions be observed?

It's a modern miracle that no one on either Mythbusters or Top Gear has been killed or horrifically maimed. Yes, they follow safety precautions, yes, they have a team, yes, there is a huge number of laws and guidelines they have to follow, but still. Amazing.

Who sold this man a Ford GT? HIS NAME IS JESSE JAMES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! How are the prisons overcrowded in every state, but this man roams free to do unspeakable harm to A-list actresses, B-list cable channels and brilliant supercars? This is what posses and Texans are for, where's Governor Perry when you need…

Smart trucklet: Perfect for all-organic Alpaca farmers in Vermont. I hear it's huuge in Europe...

100% USDA approved all-artificial AMERICAN cheese, please!

Timmy's iz fo shizzle. I might have to change jobs, I got one across the street now and I've started on the bacon breakfast sandwiches. This will end badly.

Audi knows they aren't American, right? That paint job is sooo wrong. Cars should represent their home country.

Well, I was trying to be nice, but perhaps that's unnecessary for a user named dork?

No, but you can be a car aficionado's American Cousin!

Truly ... A December to Remember.

This artist is the good kind of French. I meant weird. I meant Peugeotesque. I meant Citroenesque.

Sure, I could see that. I'm still playing through Sly, but it's far from a slavish copy of GTA. I love those, but I know they're not as popular. I'm a big Ocean's 11 and Splinter Cell guy, too.

They were all rubbish after the first one. Furry Grand Theft Autos, who needs them?

I know they're both doing well financially, but I think Lamborghini finally has an edge on ol' Ferrari. Their cars do very well on the track without breaking down. Their styling is better and more cutting edge (literally the case for their new carbon fiber cars). And they don't rig review cars or hassle reviewers. …

3rd: looks like a fat lexus with those wheels. Meh.

I don't get the hate on Toyota. They sell the Lexus IS which is just as affordable as BMW and Mercedes. Specifically, it's nearly as cheap as a 1 series, and cheaper than a 4-door 3 series.

Sportbrake is go?!?

I hope this wins the Tokyo Cab Contest. That's what Tokyo should look like.