Look! A Jaaaaaganese car! Woo hoo!

BMW front-drivers, Porsche SUVs, Cadillacs that can handle, reliable Fiats, human sacrifice, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria! It's the end times! Hoard water and canned goods everyone!

The key on the trucker rest is not just what it 'costs' business. What money does it save? How many accidents avoided? How much money saved in ERs, health care, other innocent people? We have statistics for all this stuff, why isn't it mentioned? This is normal car insurance stuff, i.e. how many accidents when…

Yeah but still.

Tonight vee vill be serving the Lancia Flambe with a side of Iron d'Oxide and for dessert ... ze grande bill de repaire! bwa hahahahaha!

Let's buy it and drive it across some salt flats and safari parks. First, i will shoot holes in the floor, it's the tradition of my people.

This is so half-hearted. They're abandoning their AWD religion for this?!

You're so cruel. Go taunt VW's PR firm with your cruelness.

By necessity, I have to assume online that people espousing unusual negative opinions about the Prez were probably fed lines by an overstuffed millionaire blowhard on Fox News. But if you came by your opinion honestly, it's yours and you're welcome to it.

NP. too easy.

'Elitist attitude'. Yeah, watch Fox News much?

HORNET!!! NOOOOO!!! I loved the Hornet name.

Don't tell the seller I'd probably pay anything for this. Time to grow a mustache and buy a gun.

This car makes me endorse a new strike-first German military plan. This car, then Greece, maybe the new beetle.

Are you a sigma six manager? No? I only ask because my volkswagen scirocco was killed by a sigma six manager.

You guys don't deserve to cover the manliness that is the Mustang. Hold your sissy heads in shame!

COTC!

Beware the Kodo Dragon! Got to watch The Freshman now.

Even as a Ford guy and a car guy, I don't know which is the MKT and which the MKS. Is MKS Sedan and MKT truck? Or the other way around? Do they still have the Zephyr? Can't we call one the Town Car and the other the Town Truck? That makes too much sense, right?

Ah, another Saab story!